her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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