i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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