oh god the rape fog is back!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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