I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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