he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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