We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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