She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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