Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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