his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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