Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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