How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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