We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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