So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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