Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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