My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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