I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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