Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
