sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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