What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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