Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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