I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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