Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Your penis caused this!
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