This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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