Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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