i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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