I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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