Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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