That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i dont even know how to be here
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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