Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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