8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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