on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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