So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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