I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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