Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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