Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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