we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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