i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Me too!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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