i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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