So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
