I'm gonna have a badass scar
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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