a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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