If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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