New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Please don't give away my fajitas
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
