Don't you send me to vm
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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