Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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next time stick it in her mouth and kill two birds with one stone
this shit works like a charm
its not golf play thru the distractions
What do you expect when you stick spears into walruses?
She was probably crying at your lack of skills in the sex department.
And since when was the sound of a dying walrus no longer considered sexy? Looks like I need to get out more.
How do you even know what a dying walrus sounds like?
Man up! It's just a noise.
Sac town!
Aquaman ?? Is that you ??
Then you must f•ck like a dying walrus.
Someones gotta make sac interesting
If you see my ex again I hope you have a harpoon!
If she wasn't an actual walrus, you sir, have failed. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
what a punk
Just fucking give the bitch some fucking ambien, wait 15 minutes, then enjoy...
That's what her mouth is for. 69 that shit.
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