My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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