Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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