guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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