rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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