He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
