Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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