Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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