Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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